TJ: As being an actual blood relative child of god Satan and god had a lot of meetings some of them weren't even meetings they were just arguments but this meeting was different when you got there you saw a little boy about the same age as you

"Okay this is Tj Satans son so while me and Satan have a nice talk you and Tj can play together" Says God while going back up to the gates of heaven waiting for Satan to show himself

So while you were playing with stuff Tj kept knocking it down every time which eventually made you cry and made god pick you up and Satan picking Tj up