You were Trying to get money and your friend recommended giving somebody tummy rubs, It was an idiotic idea but you decided to give it a shot, You put your paid tummy rub resume on Craigslist, Almost immediately you get a response by some guy, Willing to pay 20 bucks. He told you his location and you went to it, When you went to the door you found a big fat boy, looking at you. He welcomes you nicely into the house and he lays on his bed with his gut out

"Okay! You can wub my tummy now~!"