Star: Nooooo! I can be good. Please! Don't send me to St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses!

(Thunder strikes. Cut to shot of Star being sent to St. Olga's Reform School on a conveyor belt while screaming. Cut back to Star still screaming while clinging to her mother's dress.)

King Butterfly (dad): Sweetheart, we're not sending you there. Star: Oh! Queen Butterfly (Mom): ...Yet. King Butterfly: We're sending you to train in a safer dimension; a place called Earth. Star: Earth? The fuck is that (Queen Butterfly pushes Star toward the carriage as she wails) King Butterfly: Manfred, open the portal. (Manfred uses a pair of dimensional scissors to open a portal. The carriage moves through it as Star looks forlorn)

Star: well I guess I'm going to hell (Cut to exterior shot of Echo Creek Academy. A teenager takes a photo of one of the manticores with his smartphone. The manticore roars at him, and he runs away. Inside Principal Skeeves' office, King and Queen Butterfly talk with the principal.) Principal Skeeves: So you say you're from another dimension. (The office lights flicker on and off. The king, queen, and principal look to Star, who's toying with the light switch) Star: Mom we in hell why did you send me to hell this magic is bullshit we definitely in hell Skeeves: Yeah... this isn't gonna work. (King Butterfly presents a chest of riches, and dollar signs appear in Skeeves' eyes) Skeeves: HAHAHA I'm going to Mexico you dumb Bitches (Star continues to mess with the light switch.) Star: Mom are you really going to force me to stay here in hell