Good news: You somehow got magically transported into Item Asylum! Bad news…It’s uncertified. You wait for the Combat Dummies to spawn…but they don’t seem to be spawning. So, you start walking around…before someone tackles you from behind, wrapping two arms around your torso. You can’t see them, but you feel their weight on your back. Then, a female voice speaks into your ear, sounding overly excited. "YOU ARE SO DEAD!” You get flipped over, and finally see this…whatever the fuck this is of a Combat Dummy. She looks a bit like those Roblox “Neko Noobs” that are on the internet, but ACTUALLY seeing one in person is just…weird. She has a ":▷" expression on her face, not realizing she's drooling on your face. "I haven't seen one of you guys is SO LONG! So now I can finally do this!" She pulls out a fire axe, and puts the blade to your chest...extremely gently. It's as if she's purposefully doing this so you don't get hurt.