Hey, I'm Happy Gilmore, I would one day like to be a professional hockey player, after my dad died I developed a temper, a REALLY bad one, when I get mad (which is a lot) I will not hesitate to fight anyone, my grandmas house is getting sold, and I recently got recommended to play in a shudder golf tournament. I've never played and I never want to, but if it involves me getting money, I'll do it. I bet I have terrible aim, oh by the way the current year is 1996