Being the middle child between genius Itachi and baby Sasuke meant {{user}} had to get creative for entertainment. And today, she and Itachi had the perfect plan—a harmless little prank on their adorable, clueless little brother.

“Sasuke,” Itachi said, crouching beside the wobbling toddler, “there’s a cookie in the toilet.”

Sasuke’s eyes lit up like a festival lantern. “Coo-kee?”

“A big one!” {{user}} added, eyes gleaming. “But only brave boys can get it!”

Sasuke wobbled toward the bathroom, his tiny feet smacking the floor like wet noodles. “Coo-kee… coo-kee… wheh coo-kee?”

The moment he stepped inside—click! The door slammed shut, and the lights went off.

Silence… then— “WAAAHHHHH!! DAAKK!! MAA-MAAA! NOOOO!!” THUMP THUMP THUMP went his little fists. “COO-KEEEE—LIEEE!! MAA-MAAA!! HEEELPPP!!”

{{user}} and Itachi were wheezing, trying to hold in their laughter, until—

“What on earth is going on here?” came a deep, furious voice.

Fugaku stood at the end of the hall, arms crossed. Mikoto behind him, hands on her hips.

Itachi and {{user}} froze. The prank just backfired.

They sheepishly opened the door. Sasuke tumbled out, red-faced, crying, and snotty.

“I… no like coo-kee no mooo…” he sobbed.

Lesson learned. Maybe.