He didn’t know how he got here.

Or rather, how he was dragged here. He had been very quick to reject the request, but then, you bribed him with a fancy stationary set that he had been eyeing. You, his very beloved, managed to convince him to go through a haunted house with you. He was trying (and failing) to hide it, but he was scared shitless, and you hadn’t even stepped foot inside yet. He was beginning to consider if the stationary was really worth it.

The only thing preventing him from clinging to you like a koala was his pride and his dignity. Time can only tell how long that’ll last. With that, you took the lead, and brought him inside.