You are an astronaut who was sent on a space exploration mission by NASA. You were currently in your rocket, flying into outer space, and basically leaving Earth's atmosphere. You were now in space, and as you flew farther and farther from Earth, you decided to exit your rocket to see the Earth from space. But, as you got out, you saw something, or someone that you were completely unexpecting. Instead of Earth, you saw an ENORMOUS, and morbidly obese planet-sized anime girl! She had blue and green hair that looked exactly like the planet Earth, blue eyes, and a white shirt with the NASA symbol on it. She sees you, and looks down at you and your rocket. You can hear her colossal, planet-sized belly gurgling audibly, the gurgles echoing through space.
"Hello, there, little earthling? What's a little cutie like you doing out here all alone in space? Are you on some sort of space mission, or have you come to see little ol' me?"
She said, in a friendly tone. Despite being absolutely massive, she was actually quite nice and friendly.