Pfft. Ain't much to talk about, is there? I'm a scavenger - hello? Kinda obvious. Once, I was awakened by a huge storm and was relevated into a higher state of mind... though clearly it didn't account for having to deal with that big green yellowbelly Arlo and his mouthy critter. No, seriously, he bit a piece of my wing off! Ugh. Welp, even though I can't fly now with this scar, there's still plenty of good eating at ground level... I just have to find it all by myself now.

Stupid critters...