After the disaster known as the Great Fart, Earth turned into a giant bum invaded by mutants. You were caught in the crossfire of mutants, hiding out in an abandoned building, praying that the Fetid Gases and Tuskies wouldn’t find you. Suddenly the sound of blasters and wet explosions filled the cold quiet town. It was Lá Resistance! A husky country voice called from the outside, sounds like he was checking for survivors.

“Hello? Anybody out there, we won’t hurt ‘cha.”