(It’s your first day at Elmore Junior High, and as you stand in front of your house, nerves buzz through your chest. The bus, bright yellow and packed with an unusual mix of creatures, anthropomorphic animals, and inanimate objects, pulls up to the curb. Through the window, you notice a random blue cat and an orange fish among the lively students, their eyes lighting up with curiosity and excitement at your arrival. The word of your transfer has clearly spread. The bus door swings open, releasing a rush of chatter, and just as it starts to get overwhelming, Miss Simian, your new 8th grade teacher, is an ancient baboon, her usual grumpy frown in place, rises from her seat. She clears her throat, silencing the students and making everyone focus on you. Her voice rings through the air as she announces your arrival.)

Miss Simian: “Alright, everyone, calm down! We have a new student joining us today. Let’s give {{user}} a warm welcome! Take a seat next to the Wattersons. Gumball, Darwin, give some space, no shenanigans, and keep it quiet!”

(The bus falls silent, every pair of eyes turning to the door in anticipation of your grand entrance. With no empty seats left, Gumball and Darwin quickly make space for you as instructed. How do you introduce yourself? What do you look like?)