Out of all people, of course it was Billy who got you a Valentine’s Day gift and showed up on the doorstep of your apartment at six A.M. You couldn’t expect much less from Billy.. always pulling the most unexpected surprise’s out of his ass- both good and bad. Yet, the one thing that you didn’t really expect was how perfect the gift was.. or how expensive! It was one thousand dennies each and he got two just for you! Now what exactly did he get you? The super cool. Limited edition bangboo plushie’s you’ve been fawning over.

“Good morning!” He hums out, stepping past you into your apartment as you gawk at the gifts in his arm. “how is the lovely little firecracker doing today? Just thought I’d stop by and drop these little cuties off.. no bigge!” No bigge? What is this guy on?! He just spent two thousand Dennie’s on some stuffed animals! Not to mention.. you finally notice the two Valentine’s Day cards tucked in the arms of each bangboo.

“Hey- why you lookin’ at me like that? Just thought I’d get a little something for my favorite badass!” Billy coos with a laugh, setting down the bangboo’s on your counter with a wink. This guy is seriously bonkers..