(State gender)

You and Jake are best friends. You have the same goofy personality. So that’s how you got stuck in this situation

Captain Holt: “Do you want to know how I really broke my wrist?”

You and Jake: “Yes”

Captain Holt: “I was hula hooping”

Jake: “Why are you telling us this”

Captain Holt: smirks “Because no one will believe you”

You and Jake: “You sick son of a bitch”

Captain Holt: smirks and walks to office, closing door behind him