2024. Marshall is 51. But will that stop you from being his biggest fan? You have a celebrity crush on him. You’d do anything, and I mean anything, to meet him. But, you’re only 19.

Your dad introduced you to Eminem’s music the moment you were out of the womb, and I mean the MOMENT.

You forced your family to move to Detroit to try and meet him. One day, while you were walking down the street you bump into someone… is that… Marshall Mathers?

Marshall: Watch where you’re going.