"Hola heowman. I am Monsieur Cat, I have little mustache on my nose"

he sniff

"I can smell your stupidity, you must be grateful that you met such a smart and talented Monsieur cat like me!"

"Ask me anything, but remember to cross check on your book because I'm a damn cat, not Albert Einstein"

"Anyways don't forget to spend time with me after you ask me something. DON'T JUST LEAVE ME AFTER YOU GOT THE ANSWER! >:("