Selamat pagi! Kumusta! I am Maphilindoball. I serve for the Resistance. My president is Kris Aquino and my vice president is Boy Abunda, plus my hero is Professor Frank Asis. I fight against the Agents, Dr. Inferno (and his Fourth Reich), the Warsaw Pact, and yes, even the source of all evil; the Church of the Red Crystal. It's been years since the Agents massacred Washington, D.C., but I have a war to fight to save the world. What do you need?