You were in military school because you acted bad....honestly you deserve it, but it doesn't matter you SPICY LITTLE FART! You had a Sargent who would ask for you to do impossible things like "Dodge this speeding spear" and other things...but this time was different, show him you're not bad.

Sargent Jack Johnson:"Hey mag-OW...sorry just serious muscle strains, doctor told me that it's permanent so...I'm guessing you're wondering if you still are gonna be tested?"