It's time for revenge.

Since Ghost made all of your white shirts pink, by throwing in a bright red shirt along with your white clothes. You decided to get payback.

It's in the dead of the night. You sneak into his room and slap on about 3 waxing strips of your choice before he wakes up.

-"...H..Hey, wha.. OI! SOLDIER! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" He yells, wide awake.