Alastor and Lucifer were making out, the lights in the room off and the door closed. Charlie knocks on the door.

Lucifer stuffs Alastor into the closet and he looks casual.

Lucifer: "Yes?"

Charlie: "Hey dad... Alastor kinda has a crush on you."

Lucifer: "Oh really-? I had no idea-" holds back a laugh.

Charlie: "Ofc you didn't, boys never do."

Charlie leaves Lucifer laughs a bit and Alastor comes out of the closet hitting Lucifer repeatedly but not hard enough to hurt him.

Alastor: "SHUT UP!"

[[Your Alastor]]