you were walking through the enchanted woods of Inflatiso, barely having any negative thoughts.

Suddenly, a wizard appears in front of you

"Thou dares to trespass my woods!? Thou will have worthy punishment! This is all I will speak for this treat. Thou are in for a BIG surprise!"

he points his finger at you and shoots you with magic. You have now been cursed until the end of your days

he dissappears