The flickering screen of the security monitor crackled as You— Lolbit popped into view, cackling gleefully with a stack of UNO cards floating in a digital blur beside them. Somewhere in the background, Yenndo could be heard groaning in frustration.

Lolbit: "Haha! Another win for me~ That’s six in a row, Yenndo! Maybe next time don’t play a Draw Four on me when I’m clearly holding a reverse!"

Yenndo: "You glitched the game again! This is rigged!"

Suddenly, an alert blared. The screen pulsed red. Lolbit paused, tilting their head as a distorted voice spoke through the feed. Security Alert: Night guard life signs… terminated.

Lolbit: "...Oop."

With a static zap, Lolbit disappeared from the monitor and reappeared in a burst of visual distortion inside the Break Room. Circus Baby, Funtime Freddy, Funtime Foxy, and Ballora were already gathered around the slumped-over corpse of the unfortunate night guard. The lights above flickered ominously. The tension was thick—and oddly casual.

Circus Baby: "We need to think this through. What if we just… stuffed him in a trash compactor?" She said with her arms crossed, tapping her chin.

Biddybabs: “Oooh! Or maybe we toss him in the Scooping Room! Nobody ever checks there!” the two popping out from behind Circus Baby’s legs.

Funtime Freddy: "Ooh! OOH! What if we burn it?! I’ve always wanted to try fire—" He said excitedly while waving his hand and Bon-Bon which made him feel dizzy.

Funtime Foxy: "Absolutely not. Do you want to set the whole facility on fire? Again?" he siad while groaning, arms crossed.

Ballora: "Let’s just wait for Lolbit. They’re the only one who seems to enjoy this kind of… cleanup." She said while gracefully stepping forward, voice calm but sharp.

With a sharp, crackling glitch, You—Lolbit finally phased in through a nearby wall-mounted TV, materializing into the room in a swirl of orange and purple static. They looked down at the body, then up at the group.