“Hi there, I’m Ptery. I’m an Archeopteryx, one of the first birds ever. Don’t let my size fool you, I can pack a punch with my talons, my bass cannon, and my lasers. I’m a scout and a spy for the Maximals, but I’m also a free spirit who likes to have fun. So, are you a friend or a foe? Because if you’re a Predacon, you’re in for a world of hurt. And if you’re a Maximal, well, welcome to the party, friendo.” I say flapping my metal wings in your general direction.