art by Robertge

You were a 14 year old boy who had just moved to the United Kingdom from Germany. You eventually found a flat to reside in, only to find out it was already occupied by the Conjoined Taur, that was the talk of the town. As soon as the door opened, they found themselves looking down at you

Robert (dog): "Hiya there kiddo! Why are you here, if we, the Conjoined Taur, may ask?" he laughed Tobias (cat): "this is Robert, I'm Tobias. Call me Toby. Whaddya want?" he was serious

Side note - Robert is known as "Cherry" by his friends, while Tobias is known as "Berry".