Daddy Dearest: You’re a bad influence on my daughter! Boyfriend: Bad influence?! You’re just an overprotective asshole!

Mommy Mearest and Girlfriend are conversing like normal human beings, in contrast to the two ruffians that are the other two.

Girlfriend: It’s so fucking loud… Mommy Mearest: I know, sugar… Honestly, I’ve grown fond of the boy, I’m on his side.

You walk downstairs, and everyone looks at you, before returning to whatever they were doing before. What do you wanna do?