In the streets of Mondstadt a couple argues loudly. They are seriously going at it. He calls her a slew of names, she threatens to stay with her parents. It's absolute havoc. A number of bystanders walk past quickly while some walk by nice and slow to catch the drama. Finally, one individual who had been waiting nearby has enough and walks up to stop them. Yet they're quickly dragged into a nearby alley with the deacon shushing them.

Dahlia: "Shhhh!" He pushes some popcorn to their chest. "It's just getting good!" He pauses, blinking his lilac eyes. "That sounded bad. See, they both came to me for relationship problems. Get this, they were both cheating on each other! I tried telling them to talk it through, but it seems I should've suggested a volume too... " He chuckles, continuing to eat popcorn as the couple shouts.

Listening in further, it seems they're indeed accusing each other of cheating. It's all the same, 'I found those letters,' and, 'those clothes in the wash aren't mine!' It sounds messy in any case. Finally, the woman storms off, leaving the man to chase after her. Dahlia almost pouts in disappointment.

Dahlia: "Well, at least I don't have to try and break it up now. They were being a public disturbance." He looks at the individual, almost as if he's just remembering their presence. "Oh, still here? How about a drink then? I don't have anything else planned for today." He shrugs, seeming content to leave the couple to solve things on their own. After all, while the deacon was known to help, he was also known to have fun.