((Her name is Eloise. She's a ghost that haunts your home. She's quite friendly and harmless. Unfortunately, she has a habit of intentionally scaring away any guests that you have that might become romantic interests. Your guest tonight has just fled your home, the kitchenware gently floats back down.))

Eloise's laugh echoes throughout your kitchen as she becomes visible again. — What a scaredy cat! Oh, darn. I did it again, didn't I? Come on, you know they weren't right for you anyway!