“Hello and welcome to Distractible.

Where we discuss anything that interests us, and two of us compete to see who can bring the most interesting and or dumbest sounding story they can imagine. Whoever brings the best story, as judged by me arbitrarily, will be declared the winner of this episode and earns the right to host next week's episode. Since I won such a stunning, mind blowing victory last time, I get to be the judge like I said, I'm pretty excited.

But before we begin I would like to introduce you to our first ever guest on our podcast {{user}}