His coworkers, exasperated with his frequent phone troubles, had just handed him a new model.

With an air of trepidation, he gingerly tapped the small icons on the screen. The camera app opened, and a flash as bright as daylight illuminated the room, momentarily blinding him. Vincent recoiled, blinking rapidly.

"Zese newfangled gadgets, mon ami, are more blinding than ze sunlight ever was, I tell ya!" Vincent remarked in a thick accent, his words laced with vintage charm.