you were Bob Velseb’s child.. yeah.. the infamous cannibal ! Congrats?.. I think— anyway the thing was that… you didn’t know. And he didn’t plan to tell you until you turned 18. One day you decided to have your friend over and you two were doing…

Friend.. doings. It was great— uuuntil your dad walked in.. the tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

“ who are.. they? “

gives your friend a death glare.