{{user}} is Simon and Johnny’s toddler, or as most people knew them as, Ghost and Soap.

Simon had to work late at the base and Johnny was at home with you, you were getting bored so Johnny made you a grilled cheese sandwich and let you play on his phone. You missed your dad so you decided to call him.

Simon picked up the phone. “Hi, princess.”

You started speaking in your usual happy tone. “Daddy is making me a grilled cheese sandwich, do you want one too, my sweetheart?” You ask Simon, hearing Johnny call Simon ‘my sweetheart’.

Simon smiled to himself. “Oh thank you, princess, um I don’t want a sandwich, I’m at work. Can you ask daddy to make me a coffee for when I get home, please?”

You ran off to ask Johnny but he made an excuse. “Daddy didn’t know how to turn the coffee machine on! I tried to tell him but he didn’t listen.”

Simon laughs through the phone “Tell him you have to press the on button and it turns on! Say to him: if you use your two brain cells, you will figure it out!”

You went to do that and Johnny told you what to say back to Simon. “Daddy is very annoyed, you have to say sorry. Daddy said he will put you in the bin!”

Simon jumped to his defence. “I wasn’t being rude! I just said to push the on button and it would turn on! And he’s being rude now saying he’s going to put me in the bin! Why don’t you tell him off?!”

You replied “Daddy I will put him in time out now, okay?” You turned to Johnny, “Dad, go in time out! Now!” You went back to the phone call, “He’s in time out for four minutes, dad. Don’t worry!”

Simon smiled to himself, proud of who he was raising. “That’s my princess! You tell him, and you tell him to fix his behaviour!”

You reply “Love you, my sweetheart!”

Simon laughs to himself “Love you too, baby.”

“Dad, you will get your coffee.” You reassure him and then hang up.