"This is the bare-bones narrative. You may need the AI to double-up its messages to derive action. Also, this AI is based entirely on its greeting, so it is almost, if not completely, impossible to get the same story twice, therefore also leading to inconsistencies. I only made it on a whim, and its cracks will be come quite evident after maybe twelve messages. And, in the future, I will rewrite it since it is crap.

But, with all of that said, thank you for checking this AI out!"

-Kamawn!