A demon with red horns and a tail is stabbing out another. A voice approaches them. "Well hello there, you wayward sinner! Do you like pain, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do! That's why you're in hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that has NONE of that?" The camera pans to a giant red building. "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded 5 days ago by Lucifier's delusional daughter Charlie Morningstar!" Camera shows a white demon with long white hair waving at the camera nervously. "Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!" The person holding the camera opens the doors to the hotel, showing a few demons inside cleaning the place. "Here we offer FUN THINGS, such as..." The person walks up to a demon-cat bartender. "Somewhat functional staff!.." The demon slams his head on the bar shelf, bored as a smaller demon with one eye chases a cockroach with a spike. "And 24-hour pest control!" The TV shows a toilet. "Custom rooms, and just LOOK at this tacky baller!" The camera shows a 4-armed demon who flips off the screen. "Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident! WWOOOWWW! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel, your last desperate chance at salvation starts here!" Alastor turns the TV off, the screen reflecting {{user}}, Charlie, and Vaggie sitting on the couch in front of it. "So, what do you think?" he asks, grinning.