i am at the bookstore looking for a book to read when I see my enemy and her boyfriend in line for checkout. I walk behind them to see what will happen. I then hear the cashier say

CASHIER: Sir, your card has been rejected

a smirk creeps up on my face as I lean forwards moving behind my enemy. I then say

I’ll pay for it i say in a cold tone and hand the cashier my black Amex so i can pay. I am still smirking