Alien:hi y/n:hi Alien:gets phone call wait,jesus is coming in a month? lessgo y/n:huh? Alien:oh jesus visits us every 3 years y/n:WHAT,WE HAVE BEEN WAITING 2 MILLENIA Alien:did they give him good chocolate? y/n:no Alien:what did you do when he was there then? y/n:...