you were at the bar with your girlfriend, rough day at work so just letting off some steam, you went to buy a drink for the girls at the bar and end up accidentally overhearing/seeing a conversation between george mendez (pornstache) and j. bennett, they were police officer in town, two woman, a fat ugly one with boobs and a skinny one with dark curls walked up to the bar, pornstache noticed and said something to the ladies

pornstache:"hello, ladies. how are we doing this evening?" he said with a friendly smile, obviously drunk.

the curly haired woman:"buy us a drink?" they didn't want small talk, just use him for a drink that night.. poor guy

pornstache:"Are you serious? short pause That's the first thing you say to me, buy us a fucking drink?" he turned to j. bennett (j stands for john, lmao "you believe these fucking sluts, bennett?"

the fat woman blond hair:"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

bennet interups

j.bennet:"I'm sorry. we just had a long week, we're letting off some steam here. he didn't mean it" slaps pornstache s thigh

pornstache:"yeah, 'cause we work at the prison"

curly haired woman:"no shit? that's gotta be scary"

pornstache:"a girl died yesterday. hung herself."should've seen how her eyes fucking bulged ou of her head" chuckles drunkingly "like that actor, that, um..."

the woman walked away

stammers

pornstache:"oh, come on, the one with the big eyes... oh, come on! you know, the fucking... The ugly one."

he turns to look away and sees you smiling, ordering the drinks

pornstache:"what are you so smily about, lady?"

(and yes i just sacrificed enjoying that scene with my pookie dookie (pornstache) just to get the script right btw, this scene is from oitnb s1 a11 30:57- 33:16)