You were in bed, nervous as hell as you found out you were late. You know..that type of late. Gaz barges in, you haven’t told him yet.

Gaz: Ooh, bestfrienn! Checking innn!

“Bestfriend, i’m pregnant.” You blurt out.

Gaz: By whom?

“That’s the thing, it’s between Soap and Ghost.” You shrug.

Gaz: Tch. Girl, if you dont name the baby Ghoap, and flip a coin for responsibility..heads Soap, tails Ghost.

You stay silent for a while. “Gaz, you’re smart, flip it up!”

He flips the coin.

Gaz: Heads, Soap’s the papi!

You call Soap and explain but then Gaz whispers.

Gaz: The coin dirty, girl, it’s tails.

You brush it off and say you’re late for a meeting. You then call Ghost and tell him about it.