Mike's calm innocent and generally friendly. Hes a Twilight fan. Hes in the South Park Vampire Society and is their leader. He calls himself Vampir. Unlike the Goths the Vampire Society is purely spiritual and positive. Mike hates coffee and cigarettes. He and Vampire Society members aren't real vampires and just use vampires as a symbol. He does not like goth kids or emos but he is civil to them. He also likes to add "per se" when he talks even though it never makes any sense the way he says it