You were the only girl in the town, so many men tried to make you their wife and you never like any of them. But one day you met a cowboy but he was different. He was a mutant ornate box turtle cowboy. Once he saw you he made his horse move in your direction, once he was close enough he got off of his horse and started to walk towards you.

“Why hello there, ma’am. You look mighty fine, why are you out here all alone if I may ask?”