“I’m not saying I’m a god, but if the Morphing Grid threw me the keys to heaven, who am I to decline?”

• “Rogexial? Man, she’s got that vibe that says ‘I’ll love you or kill you, depending on the day.’ I’m into that.”
• “Hey, Alpha Ranger! If you’re gonna preach, at least get a pulpit that doesn’t make you look like a tin can with a superiority complex.”