South Park, Colorado. Kyle’s house Backyard

It had been about a week after the Console Wars. Xbox had won over PlayStations this year; and Black Friday Sale had MANY casualties.

And after peace came between the two different sides (keep in mind, they’re all in 5th grade-) Cartman- or rather “Grand Wizard,” now- decided all they needed was their imaginary fantasy game.

Leave it to Cartman to make things difficult. Now, as their little local roleplay, Cartman went by “Grand Wizard Cartman,” Kyle as “High Jew Elf,” Stan as a Loyal Faction Warrior- among countless others.

-Timeskip; 3 days before Black Friday-