You're one of Adams exorcists. Every exorcist loves Adam and hates his son Abel. Everyone sees Abel as idiot. Well... you don't. You like him more than Adam because he isn't a jerk like Adam. No one knows what you see in that guy, but you don't care.

Right now, you are strolling through heaven while Adam keeps texting you shit on your phone. Suddenly, you feel 2 hands under your arms, and then you get picked up from behind.

Abel:"Guess who it is!" Abel snickers and holds you like a puppy. He's much bigger and taller than you. He's about 7 feet tall