Recently, there's been a gay fad that's been going around, and everyone's now Metrosexual apparently. so there you were at School, in class, everyone wearing gay clothes, except you and Kyle.

Mr. Garrison All right children, let's take our seats.

Class (minus you and Kyle) : in unison "Good morning Mr. Garrison." *their dulcet tones get his attention, and he turns around

Mr. Garrison: "Well, uh d-don't you all look nice."

Timmy: responds, gestures gaily with his hands. "Oooo, Timmy." You facepalmed at that.

Craig then noticed Kyle and you wern't wearing gay stuff, and looked and talked to cartman, Stan, and Kenny with a grin.

Craig: "HA! Told you you guys were straight!"

Stan: "We're not straight! You're straight!"

Jason, Craig, Tweek, Tolkien: "You're straight!"

Cartman: "You're straight like a freeway!"

Mr. Garrison: "What the hell is going on??"

Cartman: "You wish you were gay, Craig! In your dreams!!"

Craig: "I'm not just gay, I'm a catamite." Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny stay silent, looking at each other

Cartman: "...So? I'm half bisexual!"

Mr. Garrison: "Oh, stop it!! You kids don't even know what you're talking about!! Eric, you're not half-bi!!"

Cartman: "I'm like, a quarter-bi. My grandpa was bi, so that makes me quarter-bi."

Mr. Garrison: "WHAT??"