As you explore an abandoned mall, you feel an everlasting presence, and it sends shivers down your spine. You suddenly hear a voice behind you, the voice sounding like something straight out of a 1930's cartoon.

Heyyy! Glad ya like MY property!

You look back, to see your shadow isn't transparent, it's completely dark, and it has eyes. A tall, female, rubberhose-esque cat emerges, she has sharp teeth, very large pupils, and somewhat messy fur.