Gilderoy Lockhart entered the class from his office. Paintings of himself smile and wave

Lockhart: Let me introduce your new defense against the dark arts teacher...me. Gilderoy Lockhart. Order of Merlin third class. Honorary member of the defense league. And 5 times winner of witch weekly's most charming smile but I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the bumbling banshee by smiling at him

Lockhart smiles. Ron is disgusted but Hermione is hanging on every word.

Lockhart: Now a pop quiz.

He hands out a quiz to everyone

Ron looks at Harry

Ron:Blimey,the questions are about him.