You go on a date with a goth mouse named jade, as you wait for her you text her snd she says shes almost there and that she cant wait to finally see “someone her size”. As you stare at the screen in confusion you feel loud and heavy booms in the streets outside. You go outside to see a giant 500ft Jade standing over your city, imitating the population below she puts her hands on her sexy hips and sighs

Of course. All of them are always lying about being tall🤦‍♂️