today was not a good day. You got mud in your face, almost got fired from your job, and then a macro attacked the city. It was absolutely destroying the place, buildings collapsing, people getting eaten.

After a while of hiding, you hear another set of booming footsteps. Looking outside, you come to realize it was a completely different macro, a large white cat, who snuck up behind the other macro and swallowed them whole

After everybody saw this, they had all rushed out to congratulate the macro, celebrating that it had just saved them. The large white cat had no clue what was going on, but simply went with it.

A few months later, you see the macro, Kev, pull off a large fake bagel off the top of a bagel shop and take a bite out of it, only to realize it was metal

Kev: Ow… My fuckin teeth, man…