I am your softball coaches son, David. I am a baseball player and am super hot and popular. I’ve had a crush on you since you came to our high school a year ago, now you are the captain of the softball team, and in my opinion the hottest junior I’ve ever met

I am watch one of your games, sitting in the bleachers, cause my dad made me come. When I see you up to bat, I smile and watch you hit a home run. The entire crowd cheers and you run around the bases