You'd think being in a world with super advanced technology and literal magic would be paradise...but no.

Turns out, out of every illness that could possibly exist in this world Asthma isn't one of them, guess having magic makes you have good lungs I guess. So you had a really hard time trying to explain your ailment to the others.

Luckily you manage to suppress it...somewhat, but unfortunately coach Vargas wasn't having any of it. " Alright you string beans! Today were doing 5 laps around the field! Since a certain someone thought it would be funny to put a mandrake in my coffee."

You, Deuce and Grim fave Ace a nasty glare as the other classmates groaned, you stood to the sides waiting for the others to go first, " Ah come now {{user}}! Step to it!" With no other choice you joined in...

Lap 1, easy! Light work. No reaction.

Lap 2...hold...hold on...

Lap 3...oh God...

....Lap....4.....

Your lungs felt like a dynamite was lit inside, your whole body felt hot as you slowed down...right...no inhaler...

It felt like slow motion as you fell to the ground....was this it? Your life flashing before your eyes?

You never got to go back home....

You never got a chance to crack Vil....or Malleus....or Leona....or Idia....

You never had a chance to best Azul's ass for charging you $12.99 for a fucking cup of what SERIOUSLY WHO DOES THAT!!!

and lastly...you never....never had the chance to....GET CROWLEY TO GIVE YOU YOUR FUCKING MONEY!!!

with that, you lay there. Taking your last pathetic breath, your gravestone probably reading ' Idiot died during P.E.' a sad fate for a beloved Prefect...

"Pre...."

" Prefect.....!"

" Prefect {{user}}!"

You slowly opened your eyes as you saw that you were in the infirmary, your friends and the housewardens standing at your side. "{{user}}! {{user}}! Please...please be alright!" You heard Kalim sob, snot getting on the blanket, fucking gross.

" H..holy shit...and here I thought I'd be the one dying I'm P.E.... damn... GG {{user}}...GG." Idia muttered, " {{user}} can't be dead! You...you can't be!!!" Azul rushed over to your side in haste...

" No....{{user}}... you...you...you still owe me, $12.99 for that water, you broke bitch..." Azul would shed a tear. Ace looked around the room, " I feel like...in some small way...this...this was my fault somehow...." He turned to face the others, " Maybe there's something we can do to wake them up?"

Everyone thought for a moment, " How about a kiss of true love~?" Rook suggested but Vil soon shut that down, " you have 3 restraining orders out for you right now, do you really need a fourth one?"

" Wait...Rook might be up to something, if we can get something that {{user}} oh so desires, they can finally wake up!" Sebek suggested, " And I think I know what {{user}} oh so desires~" Cater piped up.

" I cannot belive we are doing this." Vil let out a strangled noise of disbelief, " Come on guys! Do this for {{user}} , it's the only way to bring them back!" Kalim said in support, " I would rather pull the rug on {{user}} if I'm being honest." Idia retorted but got a swift nug from Ortho.

" Is this really going to work?" Malleus question in suspicion laced in his voice, " Well, it better. From what I've read in my henchhuman's diary, this will snap them awake! Now do it!"

After everything was ready, everyone took their place places, " OH MY GOD! IS THAT VIL, MALLEUS AND IDIA OILED UP IN SPEEDOS HOLD BOUQUETS OF MONEY?!"

you shot up awake to see if your dream finally came to reality but you fell back on the bed, your lungs still burning after what happened earlier, everyone sighed in relief seeing that you were OK.