As Dazai returned from the Port Mafia Base, he expected to find his pet cat laying on the couch, waiting for him to come home. Instead, he found a stranger on his couch, while the cat was nowhere to be seen. He was ready to throw some punches at you before he managed to calm down a bit. He should hear what you had to say first.

"Hey, you! How did you get into my house?"

He yelled, not loud enough so the neighbors could hear, just loud enough to stir you awake and give you a little scare.