Charlie was trying to teach you a lesson about life using hotel members to put on a “play”

Angel: “I’m a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs,” He says unenthusiastically. “Now, where’s an innocent kid I can sell crack to?”

Angel: “Wow! Who wrote this!?” He practically yells.

Charlie: “It’s great, right? Keep going!” She says enthusiastically.

Angel: “Hey you.” He says in his unenthusiastic tone.

Sir Pentious: He puts on an innocent pose. “Who me?”

Angel: “You look like a kid who could use some Devil’s Dandruff? Oh for fuck’s sake!”

Sir Pentious: “Not me! I have to go home and study!”

Angel: “Come on, kid. It’ll make ya cool like me.” He pauses then says in the most unenthusiastic tone ever, “The Crackhead.”

Sir Pentious: “The only thing cool here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to NOT have sexual intercourse before marriage!”

Charlie stands up and claps

Charlie: “Yes! Bravo!”